Kitchen Elves are wonderful, but they tend to burn things.

Yes, they are very handy for washing dishes, peeling potatoes, etc., but they are costing us a fortune in melted spatulas, burned pots, and scorched aprons. They also can't type to save their lives, so we're looking for some human help:

Editorial Assistant - Articles: Will assist with the management of our editorial calendar, including scheduling and some editing.

Our editorial internships require a typo-sensitive eye (we are mental about typos) and an excellent grasp of the English language (French also helps). We have pretty strict editing standards, so the more conscientious you are (nice word for anal-retentive) the better.

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Our internships are unpaid at this time, but if you are eager to work with a passionate group of gourmands who are blazing a new trail in the world of cuisine, and where you won't have to get coffee for anyone (or spend the day in front of the copier), this could very well be the place for you. As we are a virtual company, you can be located just about anywhere.

Note: We are also seeking cookbook and food book reviewers. If you read either with the kind of passion normally reserved for seedy romance novels, please send your credentials and a writing sample to editor AT culinarymedianetwork DOT com.

We are looking for dedicated, professional, energetic people for whom the pursuit of excellence is standard operating procedure. A sense of humor bordering on salacious is also required.

Please send a resume and cover letter to the address above.